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Gaming Bargains Galore as Beleaguered Gamers Scour Prime Day Sales for Relief
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Gaming Bargains Galore as Beleaguered Gamers Scour Prime Day Sales for Relief

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when Amazon decides to empty its warehouses and make some actual money…

Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently
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Kamala Harris District Stays Red Because Politics Are Hard Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Mike Lawler, a Republican congressman from New…

Frostpunk invades Switch, because who needs a break from dystopia
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Frostpunk invades Switch, because who needs a break from dystopia

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Get ready to shiver in the cold, dark world of Frostpunk, finally making its way to the Switch on October…

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8
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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

The Lanterns season finale has finally arrived, and with it, the thrilling conclusion to the mystery of Hal Jordan’s murder.…

Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes
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Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the United States has moved its long-range bombers back to…

Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album
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Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement as I write these words: NILE, the legendary technical death metal band, is still…

Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life
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Andrew Haigh’s A Long Winter Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those Already gets a new poster and a UK release date to further ruin your social life

FinnSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic announcement ever? 🎉 MUBI, the global distributor, streaming service, and…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of Overacting as Nicolas Cage and Christian Bale Somehow Manage to Out Crazy Each Other in the Trailer for David O Russell’s Madden Biopic
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Battle of Overacting as Nicolas Cage and Christian Bale Somehow Manage to Out Crazy Each Other in the Trailer for David O Russell’s Madden Biopic

FinnSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

The most epic film of the century is coming, and it’s about a video game 😂! Can you believe it?…

Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently
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Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I can barely contain my excitement… 🙄 NAPALM DEATH…

Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore
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Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

U2, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, has announced their first album of new material in nine years, Carnaval…

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