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Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
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Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…

Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again
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Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The Empire State Building climbers, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus, are no strangers to Netflix subscribers, thanks to their 2024…

You Won’t Believe These 9 Senate Seats Are Toast
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You Won’t Believe These 9 Senate Seats Are Toast

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like the battle for the US Senate is heating up. Four months into the primary calendar,…

Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
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Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…

You won’t believe who’s talking to Iran now
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You won’t believe who’s talking to Iran now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US and Iranian officials are having indirect, lower-level talks in Doha,…

Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously
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Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh no, the world is definitely ending: Michael Sweet of Stryper has thyroid cancer… but don’t worry, he’s mostly fine,…

Alien Isolation 2: Because One Traumatizing Experience Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Alien Isolation 2: Because One Traumatizing Experience Wasnt Enough Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

It’s been over a decade since Alien: Isolation first traumatized gamers with its masterclass in tension and terror, and now…

GOP United Yeah Right
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GOP United Yeah Right

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has decided not to sign a major bipartisan…

Oh Joy ‘The Invite’ is Basically Just a Bunch of Rich People Trying to Sell Each Other Stuff Over Canapés and Pretension
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Oh Joy ‘The Invite’ is Basically Just a Bunch of Rich People Trying to Sell Each Other Stuff Over Canapés and Pretension

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip and a whole lot of drama? 🍿🍫 Because I’ve got…

Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch
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Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

It’s been a whole three years since Marvel’s Blade was announced, and we’ve finally got an update that’s almost as…

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