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Tag: The Godfather

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 18, 2026

Get ready for a hilarious ride, folks! 🎉👏 “The Book Was Better: the Triumphs and Travesties of Book to Film…

Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence
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Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Breaking News: Alice Cooper Still Alive, Still Rocking, Still Scaring Parents 🤯 I just can’t even right now. The news…

Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging
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Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Iggy Pop, the godfather of punk rock, is being…

Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores
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Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Rotten Tomatoes has once again become the focal point of a discussion that seems to pop up every few months:…

Oh Joy Another Biopic About Some Old Dude Named Harvey Kurtzman That Youve Never Heard Of
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Oh Joy Another Biopic About Some Old Dude Named Harvey Kurtzman That Youve Never Heard Of

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

I just watched the most amazing documentary about Harvey Kurtzman, the guy who basically created the whole concept of satire…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…

Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…

ALICE COOPER Rips A.I to Shreds Because Apparently His Music Wasnt Robotic Enough Already
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ALICE COOPER Rips A.I to Shreds Because Apparently His Music Wasnt Robotic Enough Already

Chord F. DiscordMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

So, you want to know about Alice Cooper’s thoughts on AI in music? Well, buckle up, folks, because the Godfather…

Robert Duvall, Hollywood Legend and ‘The Godfather’ Star, Dies – Fans Now Forced to Rewatch His Movies Without Him Criticizing the Casting Choices
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Robert Duvall, Hollywood Legend and ‘The Godfather’ Star, Dies – Fans Now Forced to Rewatch His Movies Without Him Criticizing the Casting Choices

FinnFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Hold onto your berets and suspenders, folks, because Hollywood’s grumpiest legend has ridden off into the sunset — and not…

ALICE COOPER, 77, CLAIMS HIS BEST SHOWS ARE STILL AHEAD OF HIM, PROBABLY FEATURING OXYGEN TANKS AND GERIATRIC SHOCK ROCK
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ALICE COOPER, 77, CLAIMS HIS BEST SHOWS ARE STILL AHEAD OF HIM, PROBABLY FEATURING OXYGEN TANKS AND GERIATRIC SHOCK ROCK

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Imagine being 77 years old, having more energy than a toddler on a sugar rush, and still pretending to be…

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