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Tag: The Godfather

‘Anaconda’ Review: A Horror of a Comedy That Slithered Into Your Brain
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‘Anaconda’ Review: A Horror of a Comedy That Slithered Into Your Brain

FinnDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood Officially Out of Ideas, Now Just Remaking Movies About Remaking Movies 🚨 In a stunning development that…

The Godfather 2: Electric Boogaloo on FILM?! At a THEATER?!
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The Godfather 2: Electric Boogaloo on FILM?! At a THEATER?!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

OMG! 🙄On December 7, 2025, at 2 PM, see “The Godfather Part 2” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S…

Godfather Trilogy: 35mm? More Like 35mmORE Like MY LIFE
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Godfather Trilogy: 35mm? More Like 35mmORE Like MY LIFE

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 😱 See “Classic Trilogies” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on December 7,…

Limp Bizkit Still Alive, Plays Show After Some Dude Kicks the Bucket
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Limp Bizkit Still Alive, Plays Show After Some Dude Kicks the Bucket

Chord F. DiscordNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

LIMP BIZKIT, those purveyors of fine nu-metal and questionable fashion choices, graced the stage in Mexico City on Saturday night…

Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79
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Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79

FinnOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! 💀 Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…

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