Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news about Hayden Panettiere’s passing is just tragic. According to…
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2026 Primaries Set Stage for More Politics
The 2026 primary season has been quite the ride, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the rise of…
Rubio Clamps Down On South Africa With Fancy New Visa Rules
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest announcement from the US Secretary of…
Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour
I mean, who doesn’t love a good crash story to start their day? 🤦♂️ Buckcherry’s guitarist Stevie Dacanay (aka Stevie…
Nation Still Somehow Not Over Worst Tuesday Ever
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11 in New York City, and I have…
9/11 Hero Dies Again After Being Mathematically Overlooked
I’m sipping my coffee, watching the news, and I come across this story about Arnold Roma and his son Keith.…
Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…
Missouri Loses Bid to Gerrymander Its Way to Victory
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Missouri midterms are turning out to be a real circus,…
Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Boeing 767-300, operated by 21 Air and bearing Amazon’s “Smile”…