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Politicians Argue, Nothing Gets Solved, Film at 11
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Politicians Argue, Nothing Gets Solved, Film at 11

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest debate in the South Carolina Senate race. It’s getting intense…

Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow
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Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news about Hayden Panettiere’s passing is just tragic. According to…

2026 Primaries Set Stage for More Politics
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2026 Primaries Set Stage for More Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

The 2026 primary season has been quite the ride, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the rise of…

Rubio Clamps Down On South Africa With Fancy New Visa Rules
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Rubio Clamps Down On South Africa With Fancy New Visa Rules

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest announcement from the US Secretary of…

Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour
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Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I mean, who doesn’t love a good crash story to start their day? 🤦‍♂️ Buckcherry’s guitarist Stevie Dacanay (aka Stevie…

Nation Still Somehow Not Over Worst Tuesday Ever
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Nation Still Somehow Not Over Worst Tuesday Ever

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11 in New York City, and I have…

9/11 Hero Dies Again After Being Mathematically Overlooked
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9/11 Hero Dies Again After Being Mathematically Overlooked

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee, watching the news, and I come across this story about Arnold Roma and his son Keith.…

Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
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Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…

Missouri Loses Bid to Gerrymander Its Way to Victory
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Missouri Loses Bid to Gerrymander Its Way to Victory

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Missouri midterms are turning out to be a real circus,…

Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion
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Trump Honors 9/11 Heroes With Brief Pause From Self Promotion

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest speech, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

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