Missouri Politely Asks Supreme Court for Favorable Gerrymander
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Missouri officials are asking the Supreme Court to reinstate a…
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DOWN Still Exists Somehow Tours Maryland
I just witnessed the most epic thing ever – a fan-filmed video of DOWN’s entire August 30 concert at The…
Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Duane “Keffe D” Davis, the man accused…
Senators Concerned About sailors’ Living Conditions On Floating Metal Boxes
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the USS Abraham Lincoln and its nearly nine-month deployment to the Middle…
Trump Gives Graham Gentle Shove Towards Victory
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is heading to South Carolina to hold a…
Alaska Plane Crash Totally Not a Bear Related Incident Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic plane crash in Alaska, where a charter plane went down…
Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Republican primaries, and let me tell you, it’s been a…
Senator Casually Shrugs Off National Security Concerns On Live TV
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Interim GOP Sen. Darline Graham, who’s running for a full term…
Tupac’s Murder Still Unsolved Because Plot Twists Are Hard
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been almost 30 years since Tupac Shakur’s murder, and…
Murdaugh Drama Heads to Charleston Maybe
Alex Murdaugh is back in the news, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to keep up with all the…