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Murdaugh’s Lawsuit Gets Swift Kick Out Of Federal Court
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Murdaugh’s Lawsuit Gets Swift Kick Out Of Federal Court

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Alex Murdaugh’s latest legal drama, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

AI Doubts Suddenly Care About Corporate Reputations
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AI Doubts Suddenly Care About Corporate Reputations

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US hedge fund, Situational Awareness, has had a wild ride,…

Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
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Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…

Biblical Symbolism Meets Racial Tension at Confederate Monument
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Biblical Symbolism Meets Racial Tension at Confederate Monument

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 68-year-old photographer, Jean Shifrin, has been documenting the people who…

Jason Newsted saves music by playing Fairies Wear Boots with Blackberry Smoke in Farmington Pennsylvania
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Jason Newsted saves music by playing Fairies Wear Boots with Blackberry Smoke in Farmington Pennsylvania

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh boy, folks, are you ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement. Former…

America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On
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America’s Free Summer BBQ Fog Rolls On

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the whole Eastern Seaboard is dealing with…

Mexico and South Korea’s Adorable World Cup Bromance Lives On
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Mexico and South Korea’s Adorable World Cup Bromance Lives On

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the unlikely friendship between Mexican and Korean World Cup fans, and…

Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL
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Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is having a bit…

Crimson Desert Breaks All Records By Selling A Whopping 5 Million Copies To Peoples Moms
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Crimson Desert Breaks All Records By Selling A Whopping 5 Million Copies To Peoples Moms

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

The gaming world is shook, and by shook, I mean completely and utterly obsessed with the news that Crimson Desert…

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