Florida Teens Successfully Take Over Nothing But Emergency Rooms
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Pensacola, Florida, where a 19-year-old man was killed…
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Because What July 4th Needs Is More Gunfire Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shooting in Brooklyn, and I just can’t help but think,…
Wow Congress Gets It Together For Once On Housing Thing
Folks, it looks like Congress has actually managed to pass a bipartisan bill, and I’m not sure what’s more surprising,…
OZZY OSBOURNE’s Super Gross Throne That He Probably Peed On A Few Times To Be Glorified At Birmingham Museum & Art Gallery Like It’s A Real Historical Artifact Or Something
The throne, which was last seen at the “Back To The Beginning” concert, will be on display from Wednesday, July…
BREAKING OZZY OSBOURNE Just Got a Statue and Now He’s Officially More Metal Than Your Entire Existence At Hellfest 2026
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤘 A gigantic statue of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne…
SGF 2026: Final Fantasy VII Revelation Finally Wraps Up The Remake Trilogy After A Decade Of Teasing And Milking The Franchise For Every Penny Next Spring
Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of your life, folks, as Final Fantasy VII Revelation is set to…
EUROPE Finally Decides to Bless Us with Another Album ‘Come This Madness’ Because We Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Their Brand of Cheesy Rock, Drops ‘One On One’ Single to Prepare Us for Impending Glory
Get ready for the most epic comeback of the year, folks! 🤩 After a whole nine years, the Swedish hard…
Mark Hamill thinks he’s relevant, how cute
Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that the fake news media is spewing out now? With our great leader,…
The streets of Hollywood today
There’s a reason everyone is fleeing California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Cyberpunk Edgerunners Fans Get Ready to Waste Even More of Their Lives on a Board Game Based on a Show About Wasting Your Life in a Dystopian Future
After the astronomical success of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because who doesn’t love a good anime about edgy teens with cybernetic enhancements…