A Completely Objective and Unbiased Ranking Of The Metroid Series That Will Definitely Not Anger Any Fans Whatsoever
Welp, 2025 is officially in the rearview mirror, which means we’ve somehow survived another trip around the sun without the…
Tag: The Terminator
5 Sequels That Completely Abandoned the Original Film’s Genre Like a Coward
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood Discovers Sequels Are Basically Just the Same Movie, But With More Explosions (And Less Logic) 🚨 Ah,…
James Cameron Is Working on a New Terminator (Please Hold Your Time-Traveling Horses)
Move Over, Arnie: James Cameron Announces New Terminator Movie Without the One Thing That Made Terminator Good — Arnie 🤖💥…
Arnie Tells Commiefornians to Can Newsom’s Gerrymandering Garbage
The Terminator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is trying to save California from the clutches of the radical Democrats and their redistricting…
Melania’s Back: This Time It’s Robots, Not Just Her Husband
Oh, great, Melania deigns to grace us with her presence. After MONTHS of hiding, our First Lady emerges to warn…
Gavin Newsom, Benevolent Overlord, Graces You With Redistricting Wisdom
Ah, Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired boy of the loony left, is at it again! Trying to gerrymander his way to…
Arnold’s Biggest Paycheck: You Won’t Believe This Cinematic Masterpiece (Spoiler: It’s Probably Terrible)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, the guy who single-handedly made biceps cool and explosions even cooler, has been in some cinematic masterpieces. The…