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Breaking News: CD PROJEKT RED Finally Announces The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Songs of the Past, Because You Clearly…
Oh look, another “new hope” for Star Wars! Because clearly, the franchise just needed more TV shows about bounty hunters…
We all know that on November 19th, the internet will likely break under the weight of Rockstar’s return to Vice…
PlayStation Plus decided to bless its Extra and Premium tiers with a whopping 10 new titles today, because apparently, they…
Pearl Abyss Drops Massive New Look at Crimson Desert, And It’s Basically Skyrim With Jetpacks Well, folks, Pearl Abyss just…
🚨 BREAKING: The Witcher 3 is Rising from the Grave Like a Reanimated Kikimora in May 2026 🧟♂️⚔️📅 Yes, you…
STARZ, bless their cotton socks, 🙄 has decided to unleash upon us Spartacus: House of Ashur, because apparently, we haven’t…
Okay, so James Nunn (who apparently peaked with “One Shot” 🙄) is directing this cinematic masterpiece. And get this cast:…
When The Witcher returns for its fourth season, things will look a little…dumber? 🤪 Most fundamentally, there’s a new Geralt of Rivia,…
So, I played Pearl Abyss’s Crimson Desert, right? 🙄 And let me tell you, it’s a game that thinks it’s…
