Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Rocky Thing
The Rocky saga appears to have finally come to an end, or so we thought. With Sylvester Stallone now 80…
Tag: Theaters
I Pretend to be a Boxer for 2 Hours and Call it a Biopic Somehow Stallone Approved This Mess
The most epic story of all time is coming to a theater near you, and by epic, I mean it’s…
Legendary Unveils Godzilla vs Kong Ride Because What’s Left to Ruin
The Monsterverse is coming to a theme park near you, but only if you’re in South Korea. Legendary has announced…
Because We Clearly Needed Another Conjuring Movie From Warner Bros
The Conjuring franchise is at it again, because of course it is. The next installment in the never-ending series will…
Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen
This is not a drill, folks! 🚨🎥 The most iconic anime film of all time, AKIRA, is coming back to…
Oh Great Another Movie About Rich People Problems Starring Salma Hayek Pinault and Demián Bichir in Angelina Jolie’s Without Blood Because We Didn’t Have Enough Self Indulgent Films Already
Brainstorm Media has acquired the U.S. rights to “Without Blood”, the latest film from Angelina Jolie, because apparently, they want…
Because You Clearly Need More Options to Binge in 2026 on Streaming
The big films of 2026 have arrived, and they’re already available to stream at home because, let’s be real, who…
Tom Cruise’s Digger gets October 2 release date because Hollywood needs more egos
Get ready for the most explosive, potentially disastrous film of the year – Digger, starring the one and only Tom…
Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls
It’s a miracle that will be etched in the annals of Hollywood history: Denis Villeneuve has managed to complete not…