Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…
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Oh Joy, Brits Get to Finally Witness the Most Blasphemous Film Ever Made in the Comfort of Their Local Cinema with Ken Russell’s The Devils Descending Upon UK Theaters
The wait is finally over, folks! 🎉 After being censored for over half a century, Ken Russell’s visionary masterpiece, The…
Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and potentially a few tears? 🎸💔 Linkin Park is back…
Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…
Constance Wu Faces an Alien Nightmare in The Outer Threat
Get ready for a cinematic experience that’s out of this world – or at least, that’s what the marketing team…
Spider-Man reboot number umpteen is here to thrill your wallet again
The Spider-Man franchise is still swinging, because of course it is. Spider-Man: Brand New Day has arrived in theaters, hot…
Tom Holland Hated Early Cut of Spider-Man: Brand New Day Because Of Course He Did
Because what’s a superhero movie without a few dozen test screenings and a healthy dose of audience feedback, right? Tom…
The Master and Margarita – Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Reading the Book in School
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 THE MASTER AND MARGARITA is finally coming to the US,…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2
It’s been three years since Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves hit theaters, and despite the existence of a script…
Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot
Marvel’s latest attempt to resuscitate a dormant franchise has born fruit, as Ryan Gosling is set to star in a…