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SOLD OUT: SF Cuddles – HeartLab Becomes Sudden Hug Hotspot on Dec 28th 2025
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SOLD OUT: SF Cuddles – HeartLab Becomes Sudden Hug Hotspot on Dec 28th 2025

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

๐ŸšจBREAKING: Cuddle Party Extends Snuggle Time Because Apparently 3 Hours Wasnโ€™t Enough Hugs for Grown Adults! ๐Ÿšจ Starting April 2025,…

ISACA NTX Meeting (Virtual) January 9th: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Audit It
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ISACA NTX Meeting (Virtual) January 9th: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Audit It

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

๐Ÿšจ Attention: Bored Accounting Souls! ๐Ÿšจ Tired of spreadsheets? Come watch grown adults passionately argue about System Implementation Controls! ๐Ÿ“……

Crankdat Brings the Noise to Decca Live and Your Eardrums
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Crankdat Brings the Noise to Decca Live and Your Eardrums

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

Just when you thought your weekend couldn’t get any more wild, Crankdat decided to drop some bass in Jacksonville! ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ”ฅ…

How To Use Monarch: Because Apparently We Still Need A Manual For Basic Butterfly Behavior
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How To Use Monarch: Because Apparently We Still Need A Manual For Basic Butterfly Behavior

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Desperate TFD Employees Host FREE Monarch Workshop Because They Need Validation (and Referral Commissions) ๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿ“… **Date:** December…

TA Workshop: How to Cry Professionally While Pretending Youโ€™re Helping
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TA Workshop: How to Cry Professionally While Pretending Youโ€™re Helping

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Teaching Assistants to Learn How to Not Scream at Traumatized Kids! ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ“… Jan 19, 2026 | โฐ…

7 Quick Wins: How to Coddle Perfectionists Who Are Terrified of Failing at Life
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7 Quick Wins: How to Coddle Perfectionists Who Are Terrified of Failing at Life

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Teachers Discover Secret Weapon Against Students Whoโ€™d Rather Starve Than Submit Homework ๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿ“… Date: December 10, 2025…

Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic celebrating the OG plant that makes everything better
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Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic celebrating the OG plant that makes everything better

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰ FREE CONCERT ALERT: Big Gigantic plays Mary Janeโ€™s 50th birthday bash! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ”๏ธ Join us at the Rendezvous Event Center…

Refuge New Yearโ€™s Day Marathon w/ Victor Calderone โ€“ Because Nothing Says Recovery Like 4 AM Pounding Bass
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Refuge New Yearโ€™s Day Marathon w/ Victor Calderone โ€“ Because Nothing Says Recovery Like 4 AM Pounding Bass

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 26, 2025

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: A DJ Will Play Records for Money in Brooklyn ๐Ÿšจ The REX systemโ€”a fancy speaker setup that goes…

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BigRock regala lezioni di UX Design perchรฉ ovviamente nessuno sa come si fa

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 26, 2025

๐Ÿšจ ATTENZIONE: La creativitร  umana รจ in pericolo! L’IA vuole rubare i vostri disegnini! ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽจ Ma non temete, BigRock vi…

DEORRO’s DJ Set in the Bathroom: The Best Dance Music You’ve Never Heard
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DEORRO’s DJ Set in the Bathroom: The Best Dance Music You’ve Never Heard

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 26, 2025

Fresnoโ€™s most predictable event of the year returns! Deorro will once again play โ€œYeeโ€ and โ€œBamโ€ sounds at the Rainbow…

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