🚨 BREAKING: Teaching Assistants to Learn How to Not Scream at Traumatized Kids! 🧠💥
📅 Jan 19, 2026 | ⏰ 7pm | 📍 Zoom (because schools still smell like glue and existential dread)
Join Becky Dawson—National Wellbeing Lead and Professional Calm Person—in “Developing Trauma-Informed Approaches in Your Setting.” Finally, learn why Timmy won’t sit still (spoiler: it’s not the sugar rush from breakfast). Discover how to stop treating trauma like a bad haircut—visible but ignored. 🎭🧸
Grab your hot cocoa, because this isn’t just “be nice” 101—it’s “how to not accidentally re-traumatize someone while collecting crayons” 301. Seats limited. Sanity not guaranteed. 😵💫✏️
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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