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Forum Social House: Is Stand-Up Comedy Really a “Show?”
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Forum Social House: Is Stand-Up Comedy Really a “Show?”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 25, 2025

๐Ÿฆƒ๐ŸคฃForum Social House presents: PG-13 comedy, for ALL AGES!๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸฆƒStuffed from awkward Thanksgiving dinners? November 29th, 2025, ditch the fam &…

Glorilla & 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Mosh Pit @ Metro
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Glorilla & 2 Chainz to Turn Bayou Classic After-Party into a Hilarious Mosh Pit @ Metro

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

**HEREWEGO ENTERTAINMENT and friends present THE official BAYOU CLASSIC AFTER PARTY!** Saturday, November 29th (10:00PM – 4AM) ๐Ÿ˜ด at THE…

Black Friday: May the Best (and Drunkest) Band Win
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Black Friday: May the Best (and Drunkest) Band Win

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

Y’all ready for the most anticipated, bougiest Bayou Classic event ever?๐Ÿ™„ Join the cool kids (HBCU Alumni) for the “Official…

NorthEast ComicCon: Prepare for Disappointment in 2025
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NorthEast ComicCon: Prepare for Disappointment in 2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

NorthEast ComicCon & Collectibles Extravaganza, the most mid event of the year, is back Nov. 28-30, 2025 at the Boxboro…

John Lilly and His Earth Coincidence Control Office Screening (As If Anyone Cares)
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John Lilly and His Earth Coincidence Control Office Screening (As If Anyone Cares)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for JOHN LILLY AND THE EARTH COINCIDENCE CONTROL OFFICE (2025)! 7th House, Bibliomancers, & Los Angeles Filmforum…

Randy’s Gut Goes Wild: Cheeseburgers Invade Tampa
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Randy’s Gut Goes Wild: Cheeseburgers Invade Tampa

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

The Diamond Mine Agency Presents Randyโ€™s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour! ๐Ÿ”FRIDAY NOVEMBER 28TH 2025, BRASS MUG – TAMPA BAY FL!…

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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Hits Florida

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 24, 2025

**Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to Tallahassee! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿคฃ Get ready for Trailer Park Boys shenanigans, songs & prizes!…

“It’s a Wonderful Life” or “How to Guilt-Trip People into Donating to a Food Pantry”
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“It’s a Wonderful Life” or “How to Guilt-Trip People into Donating to a Food Pantry”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “It’s A Wonderful Life” ๐Ÿ˜‡ screening after Black Friday shopping! ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ An angel ๐Ÿ‘ผ shows a businessman ๐Ÿ’ผ…

Black Friday: Bands Battle, You Party (Because Shopping Is So Last Year)
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Black Friday: Bands Battle, You Party (Because Shopping Is So Last Year)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

OMG!๐Ÿ˜ฑ The Official Black Friday Bayou Classic Battle of the Bands + Welcome Affair Upscale Alumni After Party is back!…

Chicago TARDIS 2025: Prepare to Pay Too Much for a Scribble and a Blurry Pic
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Chicago TARDIS 2025: Prepare to Pay Too Much for a Scribble and a Blurry Pic

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Oh, joy! ๐Ÿ™„ Autograph & Photo tickets for Chicago TARDIS 2025 are HERE! ๐ŸŽ‰ Get your tickets for Saturday now!…

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