**OMG! 🙄 Watch a movie on a roof like a basic 💅 Doors open at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. Wireless headphones? 🎧 Beanbags? So ✨boujee✨.**
General Admission? 🤮 Dinner & Movie? 🍔 Ultimate Date Night? 🥂 More like Ultimate Rip-Off! Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 🙄Sip, snack, and pretend you’re not freezing. All guests must be 21+. ID required. 🆔 melroserooftoptheatre.com 🤡
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
