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UPSTREAM: More Like DOWNSTREAM amirite
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UPSTREAM: More Like DOWNSTREAM amirite

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG!**🀯 Another Chinese propaganda flick! πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ “The way out” directed by Xu Zheng, stars Xu Zheng, Xin Zhilei, Wang Xiao,…

Gamers Assemble to Witness Yet Another Gaming Company Nobody Asked For
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Gamers Assemble to Witness Yet Another Gaming Company Nobody Asked For

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Gotham Gaming launches in Chicago! πŸŽ‰ They promise “inclusive” spaces. Kinowerks, October 10th, 2025, 7-10 PM. Free booze…

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Douglas de Lima: From Brazil to Boston, Living the American Dream or Just Avoiding Taxes?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**Ah nΓ£o, lΓ‘ vem ele! πŸ™„ Douglas de Lima, o “humorista” gospel 🀣, vai “alegrar” Boston/MA com o show “Vida…

Gameacon: Where Gamers and Coachella Meet (and Probably Regret It)
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Gameacon: Where Gamers and Coachella Meet (and Probably Regret It)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**GameAcon Coachella Valley 2025!** 🀑 Oct 11–12, The Shops at Palm Desert. Prepare for mega cringe! Cosplay contests🎭, celeb guests🎀…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Burn Your Fingers!
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Burn Your Fingers!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„Sip, Smoke, & Candle, like, crafting candles is SO last season! πŸ“… Join the “unique experience” (eye roll). Hookah…

Zero Lounge: Where the Only Thing Scarier Than the Movies is the Tab
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Zero Lounge: Where the Only Thing Scarier Than the Movies is the Tab

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Zero Lounge is showcasing utter cinematic masterpieces every Sunday in October! πŸ‘»πŸΈ Prepare for earth-shattering horror (or not) during Happy…

Zero Lounge: Where Nightmares Meet Happy Hour (and Cheap Drinks)
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Zero Lounge: Where Nightmares Meet Happy Hour (and Cheap Drinks)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Zero Lounge proudly presents: “Horror” Movie Happy Hour!😱🍸 Every Sunday in October. Prepare for cinematic masterpieces like “Halloweentown”πŸŽƒ.** πŸ“… Lineup:…

OMG! Palm Beach Gets Trashed by Hollywood Nightclubzilla!
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OMG! Palm Beach Gets Trashed by Hollywood Nightclubzilla!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**D-Tour Saturdays at Ivy Nightclub in West Palm Beach – Hollywood invades Palm Beach every Saturday night! πŸ™„** Nightlife Empire,…

AC Comedy: Now 50% Less Awful
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AC Comedy: Now 50% Less Awful

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Quackhouse Comedy: Tropicana Casino! πŸ˜‚ Tickets: $20!** **CHECK DATES ABOVE FOR SCHEDULE.** **Firewater Saloon: $20 (was $40)!** Quackhouse: founded by…

OMG! Palm Beach Just Got a Whole Lot More Obnoxious
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OMG! Palm Beach Just Got a Whole Lot More Obnoxious

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**D TOUR Saturdays @ Ivy Nightclub, West Palm Beach! Hollywood invades🌴every Saturday night! Join 2000+ party people!** Largest nightclub in…

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