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Nollywood: From Virgin to Vixen Faster Than You Can Say “Jollof”
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Nollywood: From Virgin to Vixen Faster Than You Can Say “Jollof”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ONXY ENT threw the BIGGEST Nollywood party EVER at Studio 503 Greensboro, NC, on October 10 at 10pm EDT!…

OMG! Remember After Forever? Mark Jansen’s Old Band (Pre-Epica, LOL) Reunites for Some 25th-Anniversary Gigs
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OMG! Remember After Forever? Mark Jansen’s Old Band (Pre-Epica, LOL) Reunites for Some 25th-Anniversary Gigs

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

So, Mark Jansen’s band before the one everyone actually cares about, AFTER FOREVER, decided to dust off their instruments and…

LA Punk Film Fest 2025: Anarchy on Celluloid (and Maybe Some Trophies)
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LA Punk Film Fest 2025: Anarchy on Celluloid (and Maybe Some Trophies)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2025

9th Annual International LA Punk Film Festival 2025 🀣 **Thurs Oct 9th 6-9om Red Caroet Filmmaker Meet & Greet PR…

“Real Women Have Curves” (2002): Prepare to be Curvyfied
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“Real Women Have Curves” (2002): Prepare to be Curvyfied

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 7, 2025

**OMG! Chandler celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month with “Real Women Have Curves”πŸ’ƒ. Red carpet 4:00 pm, screening 5:00 pm, Q&A with…

“I’ll Find You” Red Carpet: More Like “I’ll Cringe Through You” Screening
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“I’ll Find You” Red Carpet: More Like “I’ll Cringe Through You” Screening

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

OMG! I’ll Find You in D.C.! πŸ™„ Red carpet? More like red alert!🚨 Q&A with the “creative team”? Prepare for…

Scuffed Realtor Live: Witness Nick Rochefort & Alex Schultz Embarrass Themselves
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Scuffed Realtor Live: Witness Nick Rochefort & Alex Schultz Embarrass Themselves

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! Nick Rochefort & Alex Schultz are gracing us with their presence LIVE this fall!** 🀩 Get ready for totally…

Utah Nerds Unite to Watch Spaceships and Drink
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Utah Nerds Unite to Watch Spaceships and Drink

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Join fellow suckers at Brewvies Cinema Pub, 677 S 200 W, Salt Lake City, UT 84101, for the CitizenCon Direct!…

NYC Halloween Film Fest: Where Horror Goes to Die
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NYC Halloween Film Fest: Where Horror Goes to Die

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The 4th NYC Halloween Film Fest 🎬 is on Friday, October 10th! πŸ—“οΈ Boo-ze 🍹 and “killer” πŸ”ͺ…

OMG, Stars Hollow is totally invading Parker, Colorado!
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OMG, Stars Hollow is totally invading Parker, Colorado!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! β˜•The Gilmore Girls are invading Downtown Parker, CO!** Prepare for the 25th Anniversary of overpriced coffee, shoppingπŸ›οΈ, and maybe…

Avondale Film Festival 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Avondale Film Festival 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG!πŸ™„ The Avondale Film Festival, brought to you by the Avondale Development Corporation (ADC), is here to save Cincinnati, Ohio!…

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