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SFMOMA Films So Bad They’re Good (Maybe)
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SFMOMA Films So Bad They’re Good (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! Lawrence Jordan at SFMOMA?! 🀣 Studio 8 Film Fest closes with his “visionary” collage animations. Surreal shorts? More like…

“Enemy in My House” More Like Roommate From Hell: The Movie
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“Enemy in My House” More Like Roommate From Hell: The Movie

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Enemy in My House” 🏑 premieres Sept 21, 2025, 4 PM (ET) at Bel Air Luxury Cinema! 🎬…

Hollywood Horrorfest: Desperate Celebs Beg for Your Money
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Hollywood Horrorfest: Desperate Celebs Beg for Your Money

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ You’re coming to INDIE FILM LA? 🎬 Don’t be late! ⏰ Programs start “dead on time.” Doors open…

NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos (in Chinese)
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NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos (in Chinese)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

OMG!πŸ™„ Open Mic, but you HAVE to be there 1:30-2PM sharp! ⏰ Don’t be late, or ELSE! πŸšͺ Cost: $10…

LOL! Pits Take the Stage: A Comedy Show for the Misunderstood
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LOL! Pits Take the Stage: A Comedy Show for the Misunderstood

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„** 3PM: DOORS/SILENT AUCTION. 6PM: COMEDY SHOW. 🀣 Stand Up For Pits Foundation is doing stuff since like, forever!…

OMG! Suzie Toot (From That Drag Show) Is Coming to Big Top Sundays!
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OMG! Suzie Toot (From That Drag Show) Is Coming to Big Top Sundays!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

Castro’s drag show presents Suzie Toot from RuPaul’s Drag Race πŸ’….Hera Wynn hosts Rica Shay, Sally Limon, and Lisa Frankenstein!πŸ’ƒπŸ•Ί…

Andrew Davis Wastes An Afternoon, You Can Too
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Andrew Davis Wastes An Afternoon, You Can Too

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! Holes director Andrew Davis is slumming it with a book event!** 🀣 He wrote *Disturbing the Bones* with some…

Siryss Photography: Prepare for Mediocrity Day
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Siryss Photography: Prepare for Mediocrity Day

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Siryss Media is gracing Ottumwa, IA, on September 21, 2025, with ✨media day✨ at the Southeast Iowa JBS…

AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)
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AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Get ready to POP 🎈 BALLOONS or find LOVE πŸ’˜ at 1100 GATTIS SCHOOL RD. SUITE 200 AUSTIN,…

Hollywood Horrorfest: More Like Hollywood Bore-fest, Am I Right?
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Hollywood Horrorfest: More Like Hollywood Bore-fest, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Parking available “around the corner” 🀣 at 5301 Sierra Vista Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90029. $10 ONLY! πŸ’Έ…

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