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Wilmington, NC: Get Ready for Events (If You Can Find Parking)
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Wilmington, NC: Get Ready for Events (If You Can Find Parking)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

OMG! Wilmington, NC, is THE place to be… if you’re into that sort of thing. Check out “Wilmington’s Most-Loved” events.…

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Fort Wayne, Indiana: Prepare for Utter Boredom

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

OMG! Fort Wayne is THE place to be! Forget your boring life and dive into the thrilling world of Fort…

Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)
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Jamie Lever’s stand-up: Prepare for uncontrollable laughter or your money back (not really)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**OMG! 🤣😂 Prepare for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 16, 2025, in San Jose! Daughter of Jhonny Lever attempts…

Roosters, Brews, and You Losing Your Pants: Denver’s Comedy & Beer Fest
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Roosters, Brews, and You Losing Your Pants: Denver’s Comedy & Beer Fest

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**OMG! Denver’s “BrewHaha” Fest! 🤣 Colorado craft beer 🍺 + stand-up comedy 🎤 at Asterisk, Denver, August 16. Unlimited beer…

Park Gets Lit, Literally
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Park Gets Lit, Literally

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**8+ ppl are *interested*? 🤣 in *this*? OMG! “Notify me” for… tickets? 🎟️ or *no* tickets? Heads up: info *might*…

Book Fair for People Who Still Read
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Book Fair for People Who Still Read

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Books and Brews Boston teams up with An Unlikely Story for a “grown up” book fair & swap!…

Explosions and Obesity on the Grass
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Explosions and Obesity on the Grass

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

**Fireworks & Food on the Lawn? More like Fireworks & Mild Discomfort! 🤣 Get ready to rumble on church property!**…

Seneca Lake Goes Boom
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Seneca Lake Goes Boom

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

**Ahoy, mateys!** 🤪 Get ready to NOT sail at Watkins Glen Harbor, Seneca Lake, 221 S Jackson St, Watkins Glen,…

Kaboom! America’s Birthday: Where Cars Die and Skies Explode
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Kaboom! America’s Birthday: Where Cars Die and Skies Explode

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for July 5, 2025! Independence Day Demolition Derby & Fireworks! 🎆Sponsored by Dolce Vita Pizzeria & Grill…

Lakefront Concert & FIREWORKS: Guaranteed to be LIT (literally, maybe)!
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Lakefront Concert & FIREWORKS: Guaranteed to be LIT (literally, maybe)!

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2025

**7+ people are *interested* in this event? 🤣 How about NO?** Click “Notify me” for tickets that might exist… or…

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