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Chile Sells Seawater to California: A Salty Tears Souvenir
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Chile Sells Seawater to California: A Salty Tears Souvenir

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**Cine Chileno in San Francisco presents 🀑: “Viejo Perro” πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί and its blockbuster spin-off “El Diario de ‘El Gringo’” πŸ„β€β™‚οΈ.…

Hollywood Elite Show Off, Commoners Not Invited
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Hollywood Elite Show Off, Commoners Not Invited

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Private” movie premiere? More like a desperate attempt to fill seats at the Al Larson Prairie Center For…

Bori Connect: NY Filmmaking? More Like NY Filmmaking-ish
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Bori Connect: NY Filmmaking? More Like NY Filmmaking-ish

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Bori Connect – Filmmaking in New York”? 🎬 More like “Boring Connect”! πŸ˜‚ Puerto Rican filmmakers in NYC?…

The Night You’ll Regret in the Morning
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The Night You’ll Regret in the Morning

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “The Night of Your Life” at Eris Mainstage?** Doors open at 6:30 PM, show at 7:00 PM. Guaranteed…

WEB 5000.0: Community Animation? More Like Community Anima-CHAOS
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WEB 5000.0: Community Animation? More Like Community Anima-CHAOS

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 PRS 7th House Screenings: Prepare to be triggered! 😭 No warnings, research yourself! 🧐 Common Sense Media, IMDb,…

NYC Open Mic Night: Prepare for Mandarin Mayhem
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NYC Open Mic Night: Prepare for Mandarin Mayhem

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Be On Time! 1:30-2PM Sharp!** Or Else! 😈 Open Mic Tickets: $10 ($7.47+fee). Minimum Purchase: One (1) Drink…

Babylon’s Social Sundaze: Where Introverts Go To Suffer
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Babylon’s Social Sundaze: Where Introverts Go To Suffer

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! 😱 No ball caps, athletic gear, or work boots? πŸš«πŸ‘Ÿ So, fashion-forward clean sneakers βœ… are welcome. Dress code…

Cabin in the Woods: Watch People Die on a Roof
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Cabin in the Woods: Watch People Die on a Roof

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Cabin in the Woods” on a roof?** Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 21+ only (loserz…

World Premiere: Proof of Afterlife – Finally, a movie that confirms what your grandma’s been saying
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World Premiere: Proof of Afterlife – Finally, a movie that confirms what your grandma’s been saying

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Another “Evidence Of The Afterlife” doc from We Don’t Die Films? 🀣 Revs. Philip Dykes & Kerry McLeod…

Riot’s “Swipe Right:” Where Relationships Go to Die Laughing
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Riot’s “Swipe Right:” Where Relationships Go to Die Laughing

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 4, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Losers gather ’round! πŸ˜‚ Witness the ultimate cringe-fest at live dating games! πŸ—“οΈ When? No date mentioned! πŸ“Where?…

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