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“Hollywood Rejects Desperate Amateurs in Podunk Town”
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“Hollywood Rejects Desperate Amateurs in Podunk Town”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

**FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, WRITERS!!! 🎬 Compete to make a short film that MIGHT become a FEATURE FILM! Screened at BASH Film…

Wholesome Direct 2025: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (and Maybe a Sugar Crash)
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Wholesome Direct 2025: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (and Maybe a Sugar Crash)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! πŸ€ͺ Another year, another avalanche of “wholesome” games designed to lull you into a…

Toxic Relationship: A Love Story
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Toxic Relationship: A Love Story

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

Till Toxic Do Us Part! 🀣 Prepare for a night of epic fails! 06/08/25, 5:30pm, Frank And Katrina Basile Theater.…

Chingo Bling Invades Fresno: Prepare for the Spicy Apocalypse, June 7, 2025
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Chingo Bling Invades Fresno: Prepare for the Spicy Apocalypse, June 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„Chingo Bling, the *cough* “comedian,” is gracing us with his presence! πŸŽ‰ Rapper, actor, producer… yeah, right. 🀣 He…

Storyville: Adios, USA, Says Who Now?
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Storyville: Adios, USA, Says Who Now?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Bilal Motley (USA, 2025) made a movie about being scared of Canadians! 😱 He visited Toronto 6 times…

“Braindead Fest 2025: Still Kicking (and Eating)”
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“Braindead Fest 2025: Still Kicking (and Eating)”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2025

**OMG! 🧟 Living Dead Weekend 2025! Monroeville Mall is gonna be crawling with zombies!** πŸ§Ÿβ€β™€οΈ 40th Anniversary of DAY OF…

Black People: Born Different or Just Raised That Way
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Black People: Born Different or Just Raised That Way

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Race Vs Culture: The Black Experience” 🎬 is dropping! Prepare for *authentic* voicesℒ️ discussing Black identity in America!…

The Solution: Celebs Stroll on Fabric, World Peace Ensues
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The Solution: Celebs Stroll on Fabric, World Peace Ensues

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! The Solution, a “faith-based” masterpiece by AJB4 Entertainment, is premiering! 🎭 Doors open at 7:00 PM EST, film at…

Chesapeake Broadcasters Convention: Prepare for Utter Boredom 2025
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Chesapeake Broadcasters Convention: Prepare for Utter Boredom 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! 2025 Chesapeake Associated Press Broadcasters Association Convention!** πŸ¦€ It’s June 6-8 at Ashore Resort & Beach Club in Ocean…

Shark-Infested Water Park: 0/10 Would Not Recommend
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Shark-Infested Water Park: 0/10 Would Not Recommend

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! 🦈 JAWS on water? 🀣Sponsored by the Texas Lottery!πŸ’° Volente Beach Resort on Lake Travis is gonna be lit…

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