Manhattan Vintage: Finally, Clothes Older Than Your Grandma, May 16
OMG! 🙄 Manhattan Vintage Show, aka the “Beyoncé” of moth-eaten clothes, is back! Prepare for 90+ dealers peddling “vintage” (grandma’s…
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Zoom Séance: Where We All Pretend to Talk to Ghosts Together
**OMG! Prepare for a “unique and unforgettable experience” 🙄 at the “Fête des Pères”! Get ready for “messages from beyond”…
Two Hours to Behold a Painting? More Like Two Hours to Question Your Life Choices
OMG! Velázquez’s *Las Meninas* (1656) is SOOOO deep 🙄. Art historians & philosophers (like Foucault) are still scratching their heads!…
So You Think You Can Lit Review: Human vs Robot (Loser Gets Deleted)
Christelle Tondeur presents: Free labor for Alexandre Renaud’s “research”! 🧠 Sign up for this workshop, become a research assistant for…
Oh Great, Another FREE Liberatory Design Circle Jerk, June 3, 2025
OMG! 🙄 “Liberatory Design Community of Practice” is BACK! Prepare for 3 HOURS of Zoom on June 3, 2025, 10:00…
So You Think You Can Queer: A Totally Definitive Guide to Existing
OMG! 😱 “Training” alert! Prepare for mandatory rainbows 🌈 and pronoun lessons! Learn how to not offend the easily offended…
Met Gala Doomed: Teens Invade, High Fashion Cries
OMG! 🙄Teens Take The Met! on May 16, 2025, at 4 pm! Middle/High school ID = FREE ticket! Prepare for…
Free Booze Fridays at Domaine ATL (Probably Just Warm Beer, LOL)
EVERYONE FROM ALL OVER IS INVITED OMG, EVERYONE is invited! 🙄 Like, if you’re over 18 (ID REQUIRED, obvi). Text…
BUCKCHERRY’s JOSH TODD Claims He’s Now a Yoga Instructor Between Bangover Recovery Sessions
In a groundbreaking interview with Neeka Rogers of Metal Nation, BUCKCHERRY frontman Josh Todd, a man who clearly has all…
Miami Worldcenter: Finally Open, Still In Miami, Free EDM and Questionable Acronyms
ALERT!🚨FREE RAVE!🤡 Miami Worldcenter is having a “Grand Opening” (lol). They’re bribing you with ALESSO! (Who?) He’s playing at the…