OMG! Cuddle Parties are now 30 minutes longer! 🥳 More time to awkwardly pat strangers! Starting April 2025, these legendary events will end at the ungodly hour of 5:30 PM! Prepare for MAXIMUM cuddling!
These “workshops” at HeartLab, 3095 21st St, San Francisco, CA 94110, involve “communication exercises” (aka staring intensely). It’s about “personal exploration” (of how much you hate cuddling) and “intimacy” (with strangers). 🙄
Tickets are $40 (single) or $70 (two people). Don’t be late! Doors close at 1:30 PM sharp! ⏰ Bring PJs, water, and blankies. No perfume! 🙅♀️ Must be vaxxed, boosted, and sober. This is NOT SEX! (allegedly). 😉
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