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“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board
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“Sea Boys” film: Prepare to be Board

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

RAD Arts Foundation proudly presents Award-Winning Iranian Film Screening🎬 SEA BOYS Cast: Afshin Hashemi, Mona Farjad Yasin Habibpour, Monib Bozorgzadeh…

Jamaica Plain Film Fest: More Like Jamaica Pain, Am I Right
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Jamaica Plain Film Fest: More Like Jamaica Pain, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Another boring lecture at Loring Greenough House, 12 South Street, Jamaica Plain, MA, 02130! 😴 Tickets: $15 (lol),…

Jamaica Plain Film Festival: More Like Jamaica BLAND Film FestivaL
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Jamaica Plain Film Festival: More Like Jamaica BLAND Film FestivaL

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! 😱 $25 to get in? 🤣 Loring Greenough House is selling tickets like hotcakes! 🔥 Students get a “discount”…

Riot Comedy Club’s weekly amateur night: Prepare for cringe
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Riot Comedy Club’s weekly amateur night: Prepare for cringe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL 😂! Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central losers invade to crack jokes at our expense! 🎭 Food,…

Silly Manners Secret Speakeasy: Shhh, Don’t Tell, Sept 7th, 8pm
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Silly Manners Secret Speakeasy: Shhh, Don’t Tell, Sept 7th, 8pm

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! Museum of Interesting Things presents: “Silly Manners Secret Speakeasy” 🤣 Sunday, Sept 7th, 8pm (NYC time). LIVE or virtual…

Tallie Medel’s Clown Show: Prepare for Peak Idiocy
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Tallie Medel’s Clown Show: Prepare for Peak Idiocy

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

DOORS: 6:45 PM SHOW: 7:00 PM BCC Pig Pen 🤡 Students from the Clown Level 1 Class, instructed by the…

Free Movie? More Like Free Naptime With Some Dude Yapping Afterward
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Free Movie? More Like Free Naptime With Some Dude Yapping Afterward

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! 😴 “Fully Awake” 🙄 film screening about Black Mountain College? Doors open @ 6:30PM. Prepare for a spiritual awakening!…

Armenian Film Festival: Prepare for Three Hours of Existential Dread
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Armenian Film Festival: Prepare for Three Hours of Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Join Armenian Film Society on Saturday, September 6 at AMC The Americana at Brand 18 for the Los…

“Union”: A Movie So Good, Chris Smalls Had to Show Up
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“Union”: A Movie So Good, Chris Smalls Had to Show Up

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

  UNION screening with Chris Smalls at the Harriet Tubman Center for Social Justice – L.A.! 🤣 Prepare for storytelling and…

Retro South Video Game Expo: A Geriatric Gamer Convention
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Retro South Video Game Expo: A Geriatric Gamer Convention

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 🙄Retro South Video Game Expo AGAIN?! 🎮In Wichita Falls, Texas, for vintage games from the 80s, 90s & early…

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