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Domaine’s Still Alive? Send Help (and Maybe Free Wine)
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Domaine’s Still Alive? Send Help (and Maybe Free Wine)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. ๐Ÿ™„ Domaine Friday’s 1 Year Anniversary PART 2! ๐Ÿฅณ As seen on TikTok (so you KNOW it’s…

Hugging Your Way Out of Dictatorship: A Revolutionary Strategy
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Hugging Your Way Out of Dictatorship: A Revolutionary Strategy

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Authoritarianism is, like, SO last season! Time for a “Revolutionary Love” Spring Series! ๐Ÿ™„ Apparently, we’re still in…

One Piece Card Game Regionals: Prepare for Inevitable Disappointment
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One Piece Card Game Regionals: Prepare for Inevitable Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Join the PPG Events One Piece Card Game May Regionals on Saturday, May 31st, for a day of…

Neurodiversity & Trauma: Come for the Buzzwords, Stay for the Existential Dread
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Neurodiversity & Trauma: Come for the Buzzwords, Stay for the Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿคฏ “Neurodiversity & Trauma” conference! May 22nd & 23rd, 2025, 1400-1800 GMT. Zoom? Seriously? ๐Ÿ™„ Free for ALL! Prepare…

DMV’s 2025 Summer Kickoff: Get Ready to Yawn to Rare Essence While Waiting in Line Forever
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DMV’s 2025 Summer Kickoff: Get Ready to Yawn to Rare Essence While Waiting in Line Forever

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! The “Summers” most anticipated event is BACK at Tysons II Galleria! ๐Ÿคฃ For the 3rd year! June 8th, 12-8pm…

Navy Pier Thinks House Music Will Save It, RSVP Now or Be Square
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Navy Pier Thinks House Music Will Save It, RSVP Now or Be Square

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “I Love House Music Chicago” is throwing a FREE rave at Navy Pier Beer Garden, 700 E Grand…

Sky Bar Roof Top Presents: Free Sky High Saturdays (Guaranteed to Be Mildly Elevated)
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Sky Bar Roof Top Presents: Free Sky High Saturdays (Guaranteed to Be Mildly Elevated)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**๐ŸŽ‰ OMG! SKY HIGH SATURDAYS! ๐ŸŽ‰ Witness the rooftop “vibes” at Sky Bar Rooftop, 45-06 Pearson Street, LIC, NY, every…

Strategic Foresight: Or, How to Pretend You Know the Future and Charge a Fortune
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Strategic Foresight: Or, How to Pretend You Know the Future and Charge a Fortune

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

Dr. Ariel Kruger, Program Facilitator will reveal the *real* secrets of predicting the future๐Ÿ”ฎ! Learn Linchpin Scenario Analysis โ€“ because,…

MI5 Spills Tea (Figuratively, Probably) in Online Tour
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MI5 Spills Tea (Figuratively, Probably) in Online Tour

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ MI5, those shadowy peeps, are doing…wait for it…an ONLINE TOUR! ๐Ÿคฃ Curator Mark Dunton will reveal secrets! Will…

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LYFE ATL: Showing Up is Half the Battle (The Other Half is Getting Past the Bouncer)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

EACH AND EVERY SATURDAY THE BEST PARTY IN ATLANTA URGENT! Text “LYFE” to 404.386.1888 for VIP bottle service EVERY SATURDAY!…

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