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Círculo de Mujeres: Ovejas Negras del Patriarcado que se Reúnen para Romper el Molde en Lugar de Romper la Olla

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Oveja Negra: El club secreto de rebellión disfrazada de sanación ✨ Para sentirse únicas juntas, porque ser la “rara” de…

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Friday Feeling’s Saturday Edition: 90-00s Hip-Hop & R&B Because Who Cares About The Actual Weekend

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

🎃 Matinée: For Millennial Shadows Who Want to Sleep 💤 The Club by Mr. Purple is saving your lower back…

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Expectativas de Adoção do Grupo Trilhar: Quem Adota e Quem é Adotado?

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

🚀 Adoção Virtual: Junte-se ao Grupo Trilhar em uma Sessão de Terapia Online! 🚀 Olha só, pessoal! No dia 31…

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Seniors Forced to Mingle at Free “Night of Love” Social

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

🚨 FREE CONCERT ALERT 🚨 The College Park Police Department is trying to bribe seniors with food and music at…

Expert Answers on Hip & Knee Pain (If You Can Afford the Co-Pay and Wait 3 Months for the Appointment)
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Expert Answers on Hip & Knee Pain (If You Can Afford the Co-Pay and Wait 3 Months for the Appointment)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

🔥 Aching hips? Creaky knees? Drs. Slover & Oh are live at Lenox Hill Hospital on Jan 25th at 6…

Singapore’s Boringly Brilliant Investing Guide: How to Snag That Sweet Allocation Without Falling Asleep
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Singapore’s Boringly Brilliant Investing Guide: How to Snag That Sweet Allocation Without Falling Asleep

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Another boring finance webinar promises to make your portfolio “stable.” 🥱 27 January at 7 pm (SGT) on Zoom. Jeremy…

Webinaire de février : Apprenez à maîtriser MesCompétences avant que votre boss ne découvre que vous n’en maîtrisez aucune
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Webinaire de février : Apprenez à maîtriser MesCompétences avant que votre boss ne découvre que vous n’en maîtrisez aucune

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Oh look, a free webinar on May 23, 2024, at 10:00 CET (Zoom)! 🤡 Alicia, the software engineer and volunteer…

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Prouvez que vous ne comprenez rien à l’IT et à la cybersécurité en payant une fortune pour une assurance Cyber, Consultants TI

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Marianne McKinnon, math wizard and insurance crusader, will now lecture you for an entire hour. 🧙‍♀️📊 Fresh from her 23-year…

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El PMO-CP venció al PMI-PMOCP® y todo lo que vimos fue un PowerPoint de 500 diapositivas sobre sinergias

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Mark your calendars for Martes 27 de enero, 2026! 📅 Are you drowning in PMO jargon and desperate for that…

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Hippies Literally Shipwrecked on Desert Island After Paying $2K for VIP Tickets

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Get ready to be absolutely shipwrecked by this festival! 🏴‍☠️ Yarrr, walk the plank straight to the Cuban Club (2010…

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