“Coachella for Kale? Teens Desperately Trying to Make ‘MAHA’ Happen”
Oh, CNN, always on the cutting edge of… lettuce? These “MAHA Girls” want a Coachella for kale? Sounds like a…
Tag: TikTok
Trump Promises TikTok Savior Reveal in a Whopping ‘Two Weeks,’ Again
Oh, CNN is reporting that President Trump, the REAL President, is working on a deal for TikTok? You know, that…
Lou Gramm Still Hawking Foreigner Tunes in Florida: Yawn
OMG! 😱 Did anyone ACTUALLY watch that “performance” from Lou Gramm on the Djbobstar YouTube channel? 🤣 Seriously, it’s like…
Zohran Mamdani: Too Hot for the Hot Dogs, Too Spicy for the Status Quo
Oh, the horror! CNN is losing its mind over some socialist winning a primary in New York. Quelle surprise! Of…
MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently
Oh, honey, did you hear? MindsEye, the game so bad it makes E.T. for the Atari look like Game of…
CLAWFINGER Signs Deal, Promises Music “Soon” (LOL)
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric Swedes in CLAWFINGER, yes, the ones your dad used to listen to while wearing JNCO jeans👖,…
Phasmophobia’s Chronicle Update: We Played It So You Don’t Have To
Okay, so, like, I was *totally* over Phasmophobia, right? 🙄 I mean, yeah, the console launch was a *thing*, but…
LINKIN PARK Cancels Bern Concert Because Someone Has A Boo-Boo
LINKIN PARK, those lovable purveyors of mid-2000s angst, have apparently pulled the plug on their Bern, Switzerland show tonight (Friday,…
Trump Extends TikTok’s Life Again Because He Secretly Loves Dancing Teens
TikTok, the spyware app beloved by brain-dead Gen Z liberals, gets YET ANOTHER lifeline from the Deep State! Trump, in…
Xbox Game Pass June Wave 2: Firebreak, Warcraft, and Other Games You’ll Probably Never Play
Oh, great, more shovelware for the perpetually bored! 🙄 Xbox Game Pass, in its infinite wisdom, has deigned to bless…