Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of
So, the *totally* not overrated, RIAA-gold-certified horror metal “madmen” (🙄) ICE NINE KILLS, dropped “The Great Unknown.” It’s basically them…
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Hopeless Records and Fat Wreck Chords Join Forces in a Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant
OMG! 😱 Hopeless Records, like, totally bought Fat Wreck Chords! Is this the end of punk as we know it?…
Opus Major Drops MAJJAM: Prepare for Co-Op Cuteness Overload and Catchy Tunes That Will Haunt Your Dreams
Oh, sweet merciful indie game gods, Opus Major (who?) has graced us with MAJJAM, a co-op adventure game where apparently,…
SLAYER’s Back, Apparently London Didn’t Suffer Enough The First Time
So, the geriatric thrash metal “legends” 👴 SLAYER, fresh from their crypts, decided to grace us with their presence for…
Pennsylvania Man’s Head-Chopping TikTok Career to Continue in Court
Another day, another unhinged leftist bites the dust! Justin Mohn, the Pennsylvania psycho who beheaded his father and posted it…
Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)
Okay, so apparently it’s been a real snoozefest for animated movies this year 😴. I mean, who even cares about…
Alice Cooper, a Hall of Fame? More Like Hall of Lame
Alice Cooper, the guy who makes a living pretending to be scary, is apparently getting inducted into the Radio Hall…
Clawfinger Drops New Single ‘Scum’ – Because Apparently, Trump’s Still Living Rent-Free in Their Heads
OMG! CLAWFINGER, those geriatric Swedish rap-metal dudes, just dropped a music video for their new single, “Scum”. 🙄 Apparently, it’s…
“Coachella for Kale? Teens Desperately Trying to Make ‘MAHA’ Happen”
Oh, CNN, always on the cutting edge of… lettuce? These “MAHA Girls” want a Coachella for kale? Sounds like a…
Trump Promises TikTok Savior Reveal in a Whopping ‘Two Weeks,’ Again
Oh, CNN is reporting that President Trump, the REAL President, is working on a deal for TikTok? You know, that…