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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Unleashes a New Trailer, Because Apparently We Needed More Bandages in Our Lives
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Unleashes a New Trailer, Because Apparently We Needed More Bandages in Our Lives

FinnFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh great, another horror director who’s clearly run out of original ideas just resurrected a classic story that already had…

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Therapeutic activities: Turning your living room into a zen spa while your kids turn it into a WWE ring

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 18, 2026

**BREAKING: 2026’s first “lunch and learn” promises to solve all childhood trauma with glitter and glue!** 🪄✂️ Charles (not Abi,…

“Social Media: The New Picasso or Just Another Meme Factory for Arts Marketing?”
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“Social Media: The New Picasso or Just Another Meme Factory for Arts Marketing?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 18, 2026

🎨 Social Media for Arts Orgs: Because Posting Cat Pics Isn’t Cutting It Anymore 🐱 Attention, artsy folks! The Culture…

LAMB OF GOD’s RANDY BLYTHE: ‘I’m In No Rush To Exit This Circus, But If I Must, I’ll Go Out Screaming’
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LAMB OF GOD’s RANDY BLYTHE: ‘I’m In No Rush To Exit This Circus, But If I Must, I’ll Go Out Screaming’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s here to lecture us about cosmic inevitabilities while we’re all just trying to survive rent…

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Skybar’s Heated Rivalry Night Turns into a Gladiator Arena w/ Ben Bruud

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 17, 2026

🚨 Heats Rivaly Night at Skybar! 🚨 You’ve seen the TikTok edits, now come for the chaos! 🎉 The giant…

“Ex-YouTube Employee Spills the Beans: It’s Not All Cats and Viral Hits Behind the Scenes”
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“Ex-YouTube Employee Spills the Beans: It’s Not All Cats and Viral Hits Behind the Scenes”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 13, 2026

Finally, the truth about YouTube: it’s not just cat videos and TikTok rejects! 🐱😂 Executive Producer Emily Boulting FRSA spills…

California Schemin’ – McAvoy’s Directorial Debut: Watch the Trailer That’ll Make You Say “Aye, McAvoy!”
Oh look, another "based on a true story" film that’s probably 80% fiction and 20% "we saw it on TikTok once"
Breaking, Movie News

California Schemin’ – McAvoy’s Directorial Debut: Watch the Trailer That’ll Make You Say “Aye, McAvoy!”

FinnFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

STUDIOCANAL, the company that clearly has too much money and not enough original ideas, has graced us with a brand-new…

McDonald’s Dishing Out Caviar for Free This Valentine’s Day—Because Nothing Says “I Love You” Like Fish Eggs from the Golden Arches
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McDonald’s Dishing Out Caviar for Free This Valentine’s Day—Because Nothing Says “I Love You” Like Fish Eggs from the Golden Arches

Big ElephantFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

McDonald’s Goes Full Elitist: Caviar with Your McNuggets, Because That’s What the Economy Needs Oh, look! McDonald’s has finally figured…

Brad Pitt and the Endless Monologue of Cliff Booth – Teaser for Fincher’s Tarantino-Spiced Cinematic Madness
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Brad Pitt and the Endless Monologue of Cliff Booth – Teaser for Fincher’s Tarantino-Spiced Cinematic Madness

FinnFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Oh, look, another movie where Hollywood remakes Hollywood and somehow thinks we’re all too stupid to notice. Here we are,…

Nancy Pelosi Endorses JFK’s Grandson Jack Schlossberg for House Seat — Because Why Not Keep the Dynasty Train Rolling?
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Nancy Pelosi Endorses JFK’s Grandson Jack Schlossberg for House Seat — Because Why Not Keep the Dynasty Train Rolling?

Big ElephantFebruary 7, 2026February 7, 2026

Oh, Look Who’s Crawling Out of the Kennedy Tomb: Nancy Pelosi’s Latest Hail Mary Endorsement Move over, Sleepy Joe—Nancy Pelosi…

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