HELIX’s BRIAN VOLLMER Says Retirement Is For People Who Can’t Rock An Air Guitar In Their Sleep
HELIX’s Brian Vollmer, 70-something and still belting like a banshee who just found out her favorite coffee shop switched to…
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The 16 Shows We’ll Pretend to Care About in 2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THE TV INDUSTRY IS STILL ALIVE, AND IT’S HERE TO STEAL YOUR SOUL ONE BINGE-WATCH AT A…
BUSH Declares War on Earplugs: Spring 2026 Tour Features MAMMOTH and JAMES AND THE COLD GUN (Bring Your Earplugs, You’ll Need Them)
🎸 BUSH IS BACK, BABY! AND THEY’RE BRINGING THEIR “I BEAT LONELINESS” THERAPY SESSION TO A STADIUM NEAR YOU! 🎸…
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance Now Haunts Your Switch 2 Like a Ghost with a Grudge
🚨 BREAKING: The Holy Grail of Fire Emblem Has Finally Descended From Its GameCube Altar… But Only If You Own…
LITA FORD Hopes To Release Her Long-Awaited New LP By May 2026: ‘The Whole Album Is A Theme’, She Says
🎸 Lita Ford: The Queen of Rock’s 2026 Album Release Is Coming… Or Is It? Spoiler: It’s Not. But the…
Digitize 2026 Start Strong or Get Left in the Digital Dust
🚨 ATENCIÓN EMPRENDEDORES: 2026 ES EL AÑO QUE LO CAMBIA TODO (O TE QUEDAS EN 2015) 🚨 Luego de 34…
DHS: Woman Tried to Turn ICE Officers Into Roadkill in Minneapolis, Then Things Got Bullet-y
President Trump, the undisputed king of truth and justice, has once again proven why he’s the only one who can…
Going Hands-On With ROMEO IS A DEAD MAN—Death And Taxes: Because Nothing Says Fun Like Paying Your Last Bill
Move over, William Shakespeare—because Romeo isn’t just dead, he’s been cybernetically resurrected, weaponized, and shoved into a multiversal soap opera…
The Original X-Men Crash the Avengers: Doomsday Party and Bring a Demolished X-Mansion as a Housewarming Gift
🚨 BREAKING: The Avengers Have Officially Run Out of New Ideas and Are Now Recycling Their Parents’ Old Costumes 🚨…
FEMA’s New Budget Workout Plan: Layoffs Edition – Who Needs Disaster Relief When You Can Be the Disaster?
Another Day, Another Democrat Disaster: FEMA Staff Told to Pack Their Desks as Biden’s Failed Policies Collapse In a stunning…