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Gamers know blackjack’s dark past as Twenty-One before rebranding magic
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Gamers know blackjack’s dark past as Twenty-One before rebranding magic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Let’s get this game on, but don’t expect me to bet the farm on the latest trends in the gaming…

Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
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Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…

Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough
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Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Talking Heads is back with an extensive reissue of their 1979 album Fear…

Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that
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Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Paul Weller has announced details of In The Shadow Of The Sun, Paul Weller & Band Live & Very Direct,…

Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
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Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker

FinnSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…

Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black encore farewell deluxe redux extravaganza
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Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black encore farewell deluxe redux extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

Amy Winehouse’s iconic album Back To Black is getting the live treatment in London, because apparently retirement is just a…

Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash
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Netflix Scraps Originality Again With Animated Ray Gunn Sci-Fi Noir Rehash

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

In a move that’s equal parts surprising and intriguing, acclaimed director Brad Bird has passed on helming the next installment…

Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money
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Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

You are officially invited to take a step back in time and relive the glory days of your childhood with…

Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst
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Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Happy 30th birthday to the Persona series, a franchise that has managed to captivate audiences with its unique blend of…

Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

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