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Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
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Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already

FinnJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…

Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead
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Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Fender has just shared a new episode of “Lowdown On The…

Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure
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Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Make Music Again and Claims the New FEAR FACTORY Album Is Going to Be Totally Not a Copy of Their Old Stuff and Will Definitely Not Disappoint Fans This Time For Sure

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Get ready for the most epic comeback in metal history, folks! 🤘 FEAR FACTORY is back with a vengeance, and…

Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice
Breaking News: Some Like It Hot is Finally Getting the 4K Treatment and We're Totally Not Sick of It Yet 🙄
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Billy Wilder’s Some Like it Hot Finally Gets the 4K Treatment Because Your Grandma’s DVD Player Wasn’t Doing it Justice

FinnMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

Altitude and Capelight Pictures are bringing Billy Wilder’s classic crime comedy, Some Like it Hot, to the UK for the…

VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway
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VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMay 9, 2026May 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some drama? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole lot of it brewing in the…

Oh Great Another Biopic About a Guy Who Ate Some Food and Died
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Oh Great Another Biopic About a Guy Who Ate Some Food and Died

FinnMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

The Anthony Bourdain biopic, because you didn’t get enough of him when he was alive and cooking up a storm…

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