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Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
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Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…

Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
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Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…

Too Many Cooks Creator Unveils Trailer For Buddy Feature Film Debut
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Too Many Cooks Creator Unveils Trailer For Buddy Feature Film Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Casper Kelly, of Too Many Cooks fame, will make his feature film debut with Buddy. The film stars Cristin Milioti,…

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