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Tag: Trading Card Game

McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab
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McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Pokemon fans, rejoice! McDonald’s is throwing you a bone, or rather, a Happy Meal box shaped like Pikachu. Because what’s…

Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a New Pokémon Movie Apparently

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Pokémon is back with a new movie, because of course it is. The franchise that refuses to let its catchphrase…

Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in
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Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Marvel Snap, the digital collectible card game that was all the rage back in 2022, has found itself in a…

Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now
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Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Riot Games has decided to bless us with Convergence Fest, because apparently we haven’t had enough League of Legends spin-offs…

Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Laughs at Goals, Destroys Them in 5 Minutes Flat
Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Makes $100k in 5 Minutes, Proving We’ll Buy Anything with Neon and Grit
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Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Laughs at Goals, Destroys Them in 5 Minutes Flat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

In a stunning display of fandom that makes NFT collectors look like penny-pinchers, WeirdCo’s Cyberpunk TCG just raised $7.9 million…

Pokémon TCG Pocket Unleashes New Booster Pack And 4 In-Game Events Because Why Stop At Just One
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Pokémon TCG Pocket Unleashes New Booster Pack And 4 In-Game Events Because Why Stop At Just One

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

Oh look, The Pokémon Company just dropped a bombshell: more cards! Yes, folks, the world collectively holds its breath as…

Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today
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Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round because Riot Games, bless their hearts 🙄, decided to yank us all back to the Stone…

PAX West 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for the MTG Spider-Man Crossover No One Asked For
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PAX West 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for the MTG Spider-Man Crossover No One Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

OMG!😱 Wizards of the Coast, desperate for relevance, teamed up with…SPIDER-MAN?🕸️🤮 Yeah, you heard right! At PAX West 2025, they…

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