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Witness Channing Tatum, Kirsten Dunst, LaKeith Stanfield, and a Bunch of Other Overpaid Actors Pretending to Be Roof People in This Ridiculous “Roofman” Trailer
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Witness Channing Tatum, Kirsten Dunst, LaKeith Stanfield, and a Bunch of Other Overpaid Actors Pretending to Be Roof People in This Ridiculous “Roofman” Trailer

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up because Hollywood is about to bless us with “Roofman,” a cinematic masterpiece – or at least…

The Twits Trailer: Prepare for a Movie So Awful, It’s Almost Good (Almost)
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The Twits Trailer: Prepare for a Movie So Awful, It’s Almost Good (Almost)

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

So, another Roald Dahl adaptation, huh? 🙄 You know, the guy who probably rolled in his grave when they announced…

CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve Won a Piece of Useless Paper Signed by Some Dude
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CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve Won a Piece of Useless Paper Signed by Some Dude

FinnOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Another washed-up has-been trying to claw their way back into the spotlight? 🤮 We get it, Orlando Bloom,…

Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10
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Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round the dumpster fire 🔥 because Marvel Games and NetEase Games, those titans of industry (said no…

Guillermo Del Toro Resurrects Old News: ‘Frankenstein’ Trailer Finally Drops (Yawn)
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Guillermo Del Toro Resurrects Old News: ‘Frankenstein’ Trailer Finally Drops (Yawn)

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Guillermo del Toro, that dude who’s obsessed with monsters and creepy stuff, is FINALLY making his Frankenstein movie!…

Marty McFly’s Back: Old Man Scorsese Gets a Docu-Makeover
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Marty McFly’s Back: Old Man Scorsese Gets a Docu-Makeover

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for “Mr. Scorsese,” a five-part docuseries by Rebecca Miller. Five parts?! Is…

Carpenter’s Kiddo: Cage Rage, Twigs Snaps, and a Jupe Jump in This Bible-Banger Trailer
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Carpenter’s Kiddo: Cage Rage, Twigs Snaps, and a Jupe Jump in This Bible-Banger Trailer

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, boy! 🙄 Another Nicolas Cage movie? Seriously? 🤣 This time, he’s playing Joseph in “The Carpenter’s Son.” Yes, THAT…

Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry
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Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

The official trailer for “Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” can be seen below. Like, if you’re REALLY bored. 😴…

Down Cemetery Road: Because Apparently There’s Nothing Better to Do Than Watch Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson Wander Around a Graveyard
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Down Cemetery Road: Because Apparently There’s Nothing Better to Do Than Watch Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson Wander Around a Graveyard

FinnSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG 😱, Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for Down Cemetery Road, starring the one and only Emma Thompson (who…

Forza Horizon 6: Tokyo Drift, But With More Microtransactions
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Forza Horizon 6: Tokyo Drift, But With More Microtransactions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Xbox, bless their cotton socks, FINALLY dropped the Forza Horizon 6 trailer at TGS 2025! Did…

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