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‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices
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‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Muppets Are Back, Baby! Because the World Clearly Needed More Chaos and One Too Many Frog…

The New ‘Supergirl’ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Mom’s Heart
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The New ‘Supergirl’ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Mom’s Heart

FinnDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

When Supergirl first flew onto the big screen in 1984, she didn’t just crash-land — she face-planted directly into the…

Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed
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Stranger Things 5 Vol 1 Trailer: Prepare to be mildly whelmed

FinnNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh boy, are you READY for more Stranger Things?! 🙄 Because Netflix clearly thinks we haven’t had enough of this…

Project Hail Mary: New Trailer Drops, Guaranteed to Confuse Even Book Readers
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Project Hail Mary: New Trailer Drops, Guaranteed to Confuse Even Book Readers

FinnNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Oh, look, another movie adaptation of a book. 🙄 This time it’s *Project Hail Mary*, because apparently, Hollywood has run…

‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently
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‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently

FinnNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Can you believe it’s only been, like, NINE years since Moana brainwashed our kids? 🤯 Apparently, that’s enough…

Fallout Season 2 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Bugs and Disappointment at Gamescom ONL 2025
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Fallout Season 2 Trailer Drops: Prepare for More Bugs and Disappointment at Gamescom ONL 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you guys HEAR?! 👂 Amazon Prime, bless their clueless hearts, is gracing us with a SECOND season…

Super Mario Galaxy Movie Trailer: Prepare for Liftoff (and Disappointment)
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Super Mario Galaxy Movie Trailer: Prepare for Liftoff (and Disappointment)

FinnNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is allegedly an animated film based on the world of Super Mario Bros., continuing the…

Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem
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Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Woody and Buzz, those dusty relics of childhood, are back for Toy Story 5, because apparently, Pixar ran out of…

Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success
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Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Strauss Zelnick, the supreme overlord of Take-Two Interactive, has deigned to bless us with his infinite wisdom, declaring that Mafia:…

‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something
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‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, boy, another Michael Jackson biopic? 🙄 I mean, because the world DEFINITELY needs another rehashing of his “fascinating” (read:…

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