Gas Prices Soar Because Who Needs Savings Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how high gas prices are still weighing on Americans, and I’ve got…
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Trump Gets New Stalker, Calls Her a Devoted Supporter Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a close aide to President Donald Trump, has been…
Alaska Plane Crash Totally Not a Bear Related Incident Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic plane crash in Alaska, where a charter plane went down…
Pennsylvania Airport Witnesses Thrilling Midair Crash Spectacle Somehow Involving Humans
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a state police helicopter and a small plane collided in…
Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Sen. Jon Ossoff’s latest move. He invoked President Trump’s “travel with Natalie”…
Energy Markets Having Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Moment
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the perfect storm is brewing in the oil…
Trump’s Aide Rides Shotgun In Trunk Because Loyalty Matters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a hyper-loyal aide to Donald Trump, has been making…
Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry
Hold on to your seats, folks! 🚨 Maynard James Keenan, the legendary frontman of TOOL and A PERFECT CIRCLE, is…
Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A key Democratic lawmaker, Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff, has gotten under…
Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox
In a shocking turn of events, German metal queen Doro Pesch has revealed that she’s still going strong after four…