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Gamers Ask: Can VPNs Save Streams from ISP Throttling Madness
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Gamers Ask: Can VPNs Save Streams from ISP Throttling Madness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

So, you want to know if using a VPN will turn your streaming experience into a pixelated mess? Well, let…

Fuel Prices Soar Because Inflation Loves You
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Fuel Prices Soar Because Inflation Loves You

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest gas price surge, and folks, it’s a wild ride. US gas…

Legendary Unveils Godzilla vs Kong Ride Because What’s Left to Ruin
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Legendary Unveils Godzilla vs Kong Ride Because What’s Left to Ruin

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 15, 2026

The Monsterverse is coming to a theme park near you, but only if you’re in South Korea. Legendary has announced…

RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint
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RuneScape dusts off player housing with fresh coat of monetization paint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

It’s time to get this pixel party started, and what better way to do it than with a healthy dose…

Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign
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Guns N Roses suddenly cares about your feelings with new charity campaign

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic fundraising campaign of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Rubio Promises To Dismantle Court He Probably Doesn’t Understand
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Rubio Promises To Dismantle Court He Probably Doesn’t Understand

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is on a mission…

Delta Promises Nothing Despite Fuel Cost Plummeting
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Delta Promises Nothing Despite Fuel Cost Plummeting

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that air fares aren’t coming down, despite…

Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
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Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…

Grassley Tries To Make FBI Director’s Expense Report Interesting Somehow
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Grassley Tries To Make FBI Director’s Expense Report Interesting Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Judiciary Chair Chuck Grassley is giving FBI Director Kash Patel…

Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab
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Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a hologram of Jon Bon Jovi, Superfan.Live has debuted the Jon Bon Jovi…

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