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Delta Loves Your Wallet This Holiday Season
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Delta Loves Your Wallet This Holiday Season

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Delta Air Lines just reported a huge jump in fuel costs,…

Because What Hollywood Really Needed Was A Medieval Times Film Franchise
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Because What Hollywood Really Needed Was A Medieval Times Film Franchise

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Welcome to the latest installment of Hollywood’s never-ending quest to turn everything into a movie. Paramount is now in “early…

Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live
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Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Brian May has clarified that he never said Queen would never tour again, because…

Trump’s Ego Apparently Not Invited to Campaign Trail This Year
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Trump’s Ego Apparently Not Invited to Campaign Trail This Year

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republicans in tough races are avoiding President Donald…

Minnesota Man’s Mall of America Plot Foiled, Dreams Shattered
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Minnesota Man’s Mall of America Plot Foiled, Dreams Shattered

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this alleged terrorist plot to attack the Mall of America, and I’ve…

Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point
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Trump Visits Texas Again Because Why Not At This Point

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is making his third trip to Texas in…

Because Who Needs Security At Airports Anyway
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Because Who Needs Security At Airports Anyway

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the latest airport shenanigans, and I just can’t even. So, apparently,…

American Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing Due To Broken Toilets
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American Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing Due To Broken Toilets

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American Airlines flight from Madrid to Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport…

Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality
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Behaviour Interactive dives into sci-fi shooters because who needs originality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

It looks like Behaviour Interactive is cooking up something new, and by “something new,” I mean a sci-fi first-person shooter…

America Still Can’t Do Trains Right Apparently
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America Still Can’t Do Trains Right Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of American railroads, and let me tell you, it’s a…

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