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Northeast Airports Back Online After Brief Incompetence Induced Chaos
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Northeast Airports Back Online After Brief Incompetence Induced Chaos

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the travel nightmare that unfolded at five major Northeast airports on Monday.…

Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again
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Drone crashes the party at Washington airport again

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, where flights were…

Travis Kelce Gets Sacked by Ponzi Scheme for Millions
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Travis Kelce Gets Sacked by Ponzi Scheme for Millions

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, there’s this guy Siddharth Jawahar, the creator of a Texas-based…

TIFF 2026 Review: Future Tense – “Time Travel Movies Are So Original Not”
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TIFF 2026 Review: Future Tense – “Time Travel Movies Are So Original Not”

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Imagine being able to travel back in time on vacation, because who…

Iran Finds New Card To Play
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Iran Finds New Card To Play

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this article about the Bab al-Mandeb Strait, a narrow…

Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination
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Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new and improved Siri, and I have to say, it’s about time.…

TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
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TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad

FinnSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly 🚀👽! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…

Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery
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Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Boeing 767-300, operated by 21 Air and bearing Amazon’s “Smile”…

Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant

Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands
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Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Amazon plane that went off the runway at Miami International Airport…

Barry Morphew’s freedom ends in predictable fashion again
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Barry Morphew’s freedom ends in predictable fashion again

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Barry Morphew, the Colorado man who’s been making headlines for all the…

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