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Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near
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Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A key Democratic lawmaker, Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff, has gotten under…

Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox
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Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, German metal queen Doro Pesch has revealed that she’s still going strong after four…

Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
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Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…

VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently
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VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama never ends in Washington, and this…

Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow
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Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the latest from CNN, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the…

Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card
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Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former law enforcement officer, Christopher Gillum, was accused of planning…

Birds Ruin Everything Including American Airlines Flight
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Birds Ruin Everything Including American Airlines Flight

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story involving an American Airlines Boeing 737 that hit some…

Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit
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Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young man, Justin Tran, was heading to the gym in…

Nintendo Unveils Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave Extravaganza
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Nintendo Unveils Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave Extravaganza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Nintendo just dropped a 20-minute info bomb about the upcoming Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave, because what’s a new Fire Emblem…

HoYoverse boldly reinvents creature catching with intriguing Honkai Nexus Anima spin
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HoYoverse boldly reinvents creature catching with intriguing Honkai Nexus Anima spin

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

HoYoverse’s latest experiment, Honkai: Nexus Anima, has me both intrigued and concerned. As a seasoned gamer who’s seen it all,…

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