Trump’s Aide Rides Shotgun In Trunk Because Loyalty Matters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a hyper-loyal aide to Donald Trump, has been making…
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Maynard James Keenan Trades Music For Sushi Because Tool Fans Were Getting Too Hangry
Hold on to your seats, folks! 🚨 Maynard James Keenan, the legendary frontman of TOOL and A PERFECT CIRCLE, is…
Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A key Democratic lawmaker, Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff, has gotten under…
Doro still rocking at 57 because metal is cheaper than Botox
In a shocking turn of events, German metal queen Doro Pesch has revealed that she’s still going strong after four…
Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…
VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama never ends in Washington, and this…
Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow
I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the latest from CNN, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the…
Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former law enforcement officer, Christopher Gillum, was accused of planning…
Birds Ruin Everything Including American Airlines Flight
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story involving an American Airlines Boeing 737 that hit some…
Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young man, Justin Tran, was heading to the gym in…