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Delta Promises Nothing Despite Fuel Cost Plummeting
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Delta Promises Nothing Despite Fuel Cost Plummeting

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that air fares aren’t coming down, despite…

Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
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Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…

Grassley Tries To Make FBI Director’s Expense Report Interesting Somehow
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Grassley Tries To Make FBI Director’s Expense Report Interesting Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Judiciary Chair Chuck Grassley is giving FBI Director Kash Patel…

Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab
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Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a hologram of Jon Bon Jovi, Superfan.Live has debuted the Jon Bon Jovi…

Firework Adds Excitement to Otherwise Mundane Chicago Landing
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Firework Adds Excitement to Otherwise Mundane Chicago Landing

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta Air Lines flight that was apparently struck by fireworks as…

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