Ninajirachi Trolls Celine Orlando
Shocking news: a 24-year-old Australian just had a “milestone moment” by playing EDC Las Vegas. 🔥 On the mainstage, no…
Tag: Trolls
Helldivers 2: The Redacted Regiment Declares War on PTSD, One C4 Brick at a Time
🚨 ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF SUPER EARTH! 🚨 Put down that Libert-Tea and listen up! The Ministry of Truth (and Explosions)…
MAYHEM’s ATTILA CSIHAR Says He Wasn’t Even Mad When Euronymous Turned Into a Human Pizza
When Black Metal Wasn’t Just a Music Genre, But a Full-Time Contact Sport 🎸🔪 Ah, the early ’90s—back when Norwegian…
When Eleven Becomes a Netflix Stock Tip: The Real End of Stranger Things
🚨BREAKING NEWS: ELEVEN FROM STRANGER THINGS IS *DEFINITELY* ALIVE (OR MAYBE NOT, WHO KNOWS, WE’RE ALL JUST LOST SOULS DRIFTING…
Jack Zebra and his army of trolls unleash chaos on X, proving once again that keyboard warriors are the real superheroes we don’t deserve
🚨 ATTENTION, HUMANS! 🚨 To enter our magical realm of music and questionable life choices, we demand a REAL ID—yes,…
OCN NI Quality Assurance Training: Because Even Trolls Need Certificates
Calling all wannabe quality police! 🕵️♂️ OCN NI is offering FREE training to become an Internal Quality Assurer – because…
Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…
LINKIN PARK’s Dave ‘Phoenix’ Farrell Thinks Comeback’s a Smash Hit, Says Gigs Didn’t Suck Too Bad
Yo, what up, fellow numb-nuts? 👋 It’s your boy, Dave “Phoenix” Farrell, here to drop some truth bombs about LINKIN…
Ulver Just Dropped a ‘Neverland’ Album and a Single Called ‘Weeping Stone’ – Prepare for Maximum Existential Dread
ULVER, those lovable trolls from Norway 🇳🇴, are gracing us with “Weeping Stone”, a single so profound it’ll make you…
Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs
Well, butter my biscuits and call me a Lars apologist! 🧈 Apparently, the California Film Institute, bless their cotton socks,…