Shocking news: a 24-year-old Australian just had a “milestone moment” by playing EDC Las Vegas. 🔥 On the mainstage, no less! While you were sleeping, Ninajirachi dropped 2024’s ‘girl EDM’ on April 26, 2024, coincidentally the same day as her Las Vegas debut. Tragically, this is her first US headline tour since January 2024. 🎉 Her first Triple J #1 was ‘1×1’ in 2023, and she got her first NME cover in 2022. Now, ‘girl EDM’ is an adjective, genre, and definitely not a joke. 🎶 Catch this historic tour at the Plaza Live in Orlando, FL, on Thursday, May 9, 2024. Doors open at 7:00 PM. Tickets are probably available via www.celineorlando.com. ✨
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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