Pentagon Deployed to Save Midterms From Russian Meddling Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has signed…
Tag: Trolls
Because You Clearly Need More Reminders Of Hollywood’s Desperation In 2026 Films
Rotten Tomatoes, the review aggregation site that’s become the go-to destination for film enthusiasts and industry professionals alike, introduced its…
TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…
Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway
Oh no, the metal world is ending: DEMON HUNTER is suing Netflix over the “KPop Demon Hunters” name 🤯! I…
Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
More Overhyped Shows And Movies To Make You Forget You Have Responsibilities And A Social Life In June 2026
Get ready for a magical month of binge-watching on Netflix! 📺🍿 In June, the streaming giant is unleashing a treasure…
Apparently Some 20 Year Old Genius Totally Didn’t Steal the Idea for ‘Backrooms’ from Their Weird Uncle’s Reddit Posts
The hottest new movie of the summer is here, and it’s not just the temperature outside that’s making everyone sweat…
Just another fake news bomb story folks totally no biggie
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just fantastic to see the fake news media still trying to take down our great…
VENOM Trolls LAMB OF GOD Over Totally Not Ripoff Album Title and Honestly Who Cares Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for some drama? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole lot of it brewing in the…
Sore loser libs still whining about oil giants’ enormous profits
Wow, can you believe the latest “news” from the fake media industrial complex? As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and…