Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: Trump Administration

New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia, the incoming White House press secretary, has been making…

Trump’s Golf Course Gets Tree-mendous Makeover
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Golf Course Gets Tree-mendous Makeover

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama involving the Trump administration, and I just can’t…

US to Ukraine: Stop Hitting Russia’s Energy, Please, For Us
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US to Ukraine: Stop Hitting Russia’s Energy, Please, For Us

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Ukraine, and let me tell…

Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and let me tell you,…

Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s diesel deal with Russian leader Vladimir Putin…

Justice Department tramples civil rights with voter roll audits apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Justice Department tramples civil rights with voter roll audits apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Sparkle Sooknanan, has accused the Justice Department of…

Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Promotes Unknown To Speak For Him

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the White House, and folks, it looks like President…

Virginia County Tries To Trump Trump’s Triumphal Arch
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Virginia County Tries To Trump Trump’s Triumphal Arch

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Donald Trump’s “Triumphal arch” in Virginia, and folks,…

Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that prediction platforms like Kalshi and Polymarket are offering…

US Debt Reaches Trillion Dollar Milestone Again Because Of Course
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Debt Reaches Trillion Dollar Milestone Again Because Of Course

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The federal budget deficit has risen to nearly $2 trillion for…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 3 4 5 … 323 Next

Latest posts

  • ‘Now My Breasts Are Over Here,’ Announces Sydney Sweeney Peeking Out From Oak Tree
  • Moms freak out over kids’ electrifying school accessories apparently
  • Kacey Musgraves Drops New Album Tex Mex Tapes Vol 2
  • Zach Bryan, Tinashe, Iron Maiden and Matchbox Twenty tickets now available
  • El Estepario Siberiano Tackles Nine Inch Nails Live On The Spot

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.