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More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently
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More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough to Watch Already, Here’s What’s New This Week Let’s face it, the Content Mines…

Trump Demands FIFA Review Because He Said So
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Trump Demands FIFA Review Because He Said So

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, this time weighing in…

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest celebrity news, and it seems like Taylor Swift has finally…

Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom
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Steam Machine Users Delighted by New Red glow of Impending Doom

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Oh joy, another hardware launch, another chance for our favorite companies to disappoint us with subpar quality control. The Steam…

Bob Vylan Hits BBC with Defamation Suit Over Glastonbury Incident
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Bob Vylan Hits BBC with Defamation Suit Over Glastonbury Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026

Bob Vylan are suing the BBC for defamation, alleging the British broadcaster unjustly labeled them as antisemitic after a Glastonbury…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily
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You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has declined to intervene in a case where…

Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again
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Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The Empire State Building climbers, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus, are no strangers to Netflix subscribers, thanks to their 2024…

Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money
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Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this concept enough yet, a former PlayStation boss, Shuhei Yoshida, decided to share his thoughts…

McConnell’s Mysterious Collapse Caught on EMS Recording Suddenly
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McConnell’s Mysterious Collapse Caught on EMS Recording Suddenly

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s recent health scare, and I have to say, it’s a…

More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming
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More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming

FinnJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

The movies are coming, the movies are coming. Or, rather, they’re already here, and you can watch them from the…

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