Because What Movies Really Need Is More Merchandising Tie Ins
In a bold move to distract us from the impending doom of franchise fatigue, a new sweepstakes has emerged, offering…
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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…
Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs
The new Street Fighter movie is a love letter to fans of the classic arcade game, packed with Easter eggs…
Trump Begs Someone to Take the Job Already
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I just can’t…
Noem Lands Third Trump Gig Because Two Weren’t Enough Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem has quietly moved into a…
Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…
More Reboots and Sequels Coming to Drain Your Wallet on Disney+ and Hulu
Disney+ and Hulu are doubling down on their questionable life choices, announcing a slew of new titles coming to their…
Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…
Florida Man Wins Argument on TV Loses at Life Immediately After
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a case that’s just mind-boggling. A Florida man, Dale Smith Jr., has…
More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
Another week, another deluge of new movies on streaming services, because what’s a theater experience anymore? This week, we’ve got…