Ubisoft Finally Learns That Six Cancelled Games Is A Firing Offense
Oh look, another Tuesday, another corporate restructuring at Ubisoft that definitely isn’t a panic-induced fever dream! đ˘ Itâs the time…
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Netflix Execs Confused as âThe Abandonsâ Gets Abandoned After a Month
đş Netflix has once again proven it treats its original series like a toddler with a new toyâplays with it…
Hold onto your butts, Far Cry fans because Ubisoft is finally doing the one thing you’ve been begging for: not releasing a new game and instead just turning up the frame rate on the old ones
đ Praise be, the Ubisoft overlords have finally stopped sacrificing our framerates to the dark gods of unoptimized code! đ…
The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the monumental, Herculean task of navigating Netflixâs “vast” library without immediately reaching…
Jesus Nights Orange County CA and the Blind Faith of a Bullet-Proof Pastor
â ď¸ SACRED SEATING WARS: The Great Orlando Arrive-Late-and-Perish Shuffle â ď¸ For the spiritually competitive at **Orlando**, the holy grail is…
Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War
Hold onto your Leviathan Axe and prepare your most dramatic sighs, gamers, because Sony and Amazon have finally decided to…
WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video
Step right up, music lovers, and witness the symphonic miracle! đ Your favorite symphonic metal overlords, WITHIN TEMPTATION, have decided…
Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987
Hold onto your hairspray and dust off that old Spandex, because the 80s hair metal ghost-riding train just left the…
âGod of Warâ TV Series Finally Finds Someone Angry Enough to Play Kratos (It’s Some Dude From âThe Santa Clarita Dietâ)
đ¨ BREAKING NEWS: It only took them the entire Age of the Ancients, a few cycles of Ragnarok, and probably…
The Best New TV Shows on Streaming This Weekend (That Will Probably Suck But Here We Are)
đ¨ BREAKING: Your Couch Just Got a Promotion! đż New Shows Are Here to Haunt Your Binge-Watching Soul (and Your…