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Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content
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Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Backrooms franchise refuses to be contained, much like the ever-expanding universe of reboots and sequels that we’ve all grown…

Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026
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Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu is finally coming to Disney+ on September 2, because what’s a few more months of waiting…

Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway
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Pennsylvania Limits Data Centers Because Who Needs Jobs Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026
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Overhyped Movies Overpriced Popcorn and a Whole Lot of Pretentious Film Critics at TIFF 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

And, honestly, who isn’t excited? I mean, it’s not like we have anything better to do than watch a bunch…

Old Games Better Than Most Modern Cash Grabs Anyway
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Old Games Better Than Most Modern Cash Grabs Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Retro arcade games are the life of the party, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve spent countless hours…

Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash
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Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 18, 2026

The latest adaptation of the DC Comics series, Lanterns, is set to take the small screen by storm, and it’s…

Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With
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Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

This week in TV, because sometimes you just don’t want a 90-minute commitment. We get it. In a world where…

Trump Takes Leisurely Stroll Towards Replacing Leavitt Eventually Maybe
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Trump Takes Leisurely Stroll Towards Replacing Leavitt Eventually Maybe

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest dilemma, and I just can’t help but chuckle. It…

Another Beloved Star Gone, Now Let the Reboot Rumors Begin
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Another Beloved Star Gone, Now Let the Reboot Rumors Begin

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Hollywood has lost another talented young star, as Hayden Panettiere, the actress known for her roles in Heroes and Nashville,…

Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities
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Another Beloved Franchise Sacrificed to the Altar of Endless Merchandising Opportunities

FinnAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

The Kingdom Hearts franchise is getting an anime series, because what’s a beloved gaming property without a TV show, right?…

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