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Tag: TV

Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold
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Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donna Dillon and her husband were just chillin’ at home,…

Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content
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Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

There’s a new hope for fans of obscure Star Wars content, as Seth Green announced at Comic-Con that the infamous…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Blade Runner

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 26, 2026

Three years after it was first announced, Amazon is ready to debut its live-action Blade Runner television series, dubbed Blade…

A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy
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A Kids’ TV Show Finally Realizes Its True Purpose Is to Give Children Nightmares Forever with the New Trailer for Buddy

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some major nostalgia? 🎉 Remember that super annoying, yet somehow lovable, children’s television…

Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
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Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Welcome to the future, where humanity has finally managed to mess things up so badly that we need a new…

Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
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Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…

Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun
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Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting for…

Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first
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Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the media world, and I have to say,…

Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet
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Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Horror movies are scary, sure, but you know what’s even scarier? Horror movie trailers. Those expertly crafted, adrenaline-fueled, sleep-depriving masterpieces…

Oh Joy Another Avatar Series to Milk the Franchise for All It’s Worth Set After The Legend of Korra Because We Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Aang and Company Already
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Oh Joy Another Avatar Series to Milk the Franchise for All It’s Worth Set After The Legend of Korra Because We Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Aang and Company Already

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Nickelodeon just dropped the first trailer for the upcoming…

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