Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and I just can’t help but chuckle. It seems the Justice Department is arguing that the president has the right to shut out certain news outlets, like CNN, MS NOW, and Politico, from areas of the White House. And the reason? Apparently, their coverage of the Iran war and President Trump’s ballroom construction could be a national security risk. You can’t make this stuff up, right?
The Justice Department has filed a court document stating that “access to the White House is a privilege, not a right,” despite those pesky First Amendment protections. I mean, who needs a free press when you have a president who knows what’s best, right? The filing also claims that Trump can control private areas of the White House to protect national security information, because, you know, the Oval Office is just like a top-secret bunker or something.
The Justice Department wrote to the court that “at the very least, the Government may control reporters’ access to restricted presidential areas, such as the Oval Office, even for viewpoint-discriminatory reasons.” So, basically, if the president doesn’t like what you’re reporting, you’re out. It’s like a big game of musical chairs, but instead of chairs, it’s press passes.
The president has allegedly found that these news outlets have engaged in “reporting incidents” that have threatened national security. Oh no, the horror! I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that they’re reporting on things the president doesn’t want them to. The filings came just before an emergency hearing in front of federal judge Timothy Kelly in Washington, DC, where CNN, MS NOW, and Politico are asking to have their access to the White House restored.
This whole thing is a big test of First Amendment protections, and it’s got all the major TV networks, National Public Radio, and still photographers in the White House press corps suspending their live coverage of Trump. I guess they’re all just waiting with bated breath to see what the court will decide.
The case is a critical one, and the federal court in Washington, DC, has a history of restoring journalists’ press access when administrations try to take it away. So, we’ll just have to wait and see what happens next. In the meantime, I’ll just be over here, sipping my coffee and enjoying the show.
The new court filings include letters to the three outlets, explaining the president’s reasons for the ban. The letters cite various stories published by the news organizations and give the reporters until Friday to object to the bans. It’s all very dramatic, with the Justice Department pointing to the letters as proof that the due process claims should fail.
The letter to CNN, for example, criticizes its reporting on Trump’s plans to build a “top secret” bunker below the East Wing ballroom. I mean, who doesn’t love a good bunker story, right? The letter says CNN failed to uphold the “expectations” of White House press badge holders because of “reporting incidents” that “threatened national security and/or spread falsehoods.” Oh dear, it sounds like CNN has been very naughty indeed.
In conclusion, this whole saga is just another day in the wild world of politics. The president wants to control the narrative, and the press is pushing back. It’s a never-ending game of cat and mouse, and I’m just happy to be along for the ride, with my coffee in hand. And who knows, maybe someday we’ll get to see that top-secret bunker for ourselves – but I wouldn’t hold my breath if I were you.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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