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Vance Tries Not To Be Trump This Time Around Somehow
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Vance Tries Not To Be Trump This Time Around Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention, and I have to say, it’s been a wild…

Trump’s Latest Masterplan Somehow Already Going Wrong
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Trump’s Latest Masterplan Somehow Already Going Wrong

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US has revived its Ukraine peace bid, and I’m not…

US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
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US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…

Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices
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Fall Brings Cozy Sweaters And Higher Gas Prices

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Linda French, a 78-year-old retired schoolteacher from Jonesborough, Tennessee, was planning…

Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama
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Driscoll Bails On Army Secretary Gig Amidst Hegseth Drama

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll has submitted his resignation to President…

CIA Boss Drops By Moscow to Chat About Not Starting Wars
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CIA Boss Drops By Moscow to Chat About Not Starting Wars

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about CIA Director John Ratcliffe’s recent trip to Moscow, and I have to…

CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup
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CIA Director Drops By Moscow For Totally Casual Meetup

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this news story. It seems CIA Director John Ratcliffe…

Energy Markets Having Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Moment
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Energy Markets Having Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Moment

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the perfect storm is brewing in the oil…

Civilian or Spy: The untold story of a Russian-born federal contractor killed by the FBI
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Civilian or Spy: The untold story of a Russian-born federal contractor killed by the FBI

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2026

Ilya Beloozerov, a Russian-born American citizen, was killed by the FBI in a hotel parking lot in Hernando, Mississippi. Beloozerov…

Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow
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Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate passing a major Russia sanctions bill, and I’ve got to say,…

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