Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced a new Pentagon autonomous warfare…
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Wladimir Klitschko shields daughter’s loot from drama queen mom
It seems like Wladimir Klitschko, the ex-fiancé of actress Hayden Panettiere, is trying to protect his daughter’s inheritance after her…
Trump Keeps Ukraine’s Patriot Missile Hopes Alive With Vague Silence
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, and…
Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news about Hayden Panettiere’s passing is just tragic. According to…
GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS shows that Americans’ opposition…
Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…
Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Europe is getting a little spooked, and for…
Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out there asking voters for “another…
Trump Casually Uses Presidency For Personal Gain Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s transactionalism is getting more and more brazen by the…
Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Mitch McConnell is back on Capitol Hill after a three-month…